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Family Nature of time Poetry Religion Teleology

Hillel the Elder said: “If not now, then when?”

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Artist: Tracy Chapman

If not now then when
If not today then
Why make your promises
A love declared for days to come
Is as good as none

You can wait ’til morning comes
You can wait for the new day
You can wait and lose this heart
You can wait and soon be sorry

Now love’s the only thing that’s free
We must take it where it’s found
Pretty soon it may be costly

If not now what then
We all must live our lives
Always feeling
Always thinking
The moment has arrived

Tracy Chapman – If Not Now

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Death

When the Taco Bell dog died FBI issued a canine suicide alert

TACO BELL CHIHUAHUA
The Taco bell dog died this past July of a stroke. He was 15 years old. These are some little known facts of the immediate impact of his death.

As a nation quietly mourned, a loop recording of the beloved chihuahua’s voice declaring ”¡Yo quiero Taco Bell!” was played loudly at stereo shops, malls and community centers throughout the United States, Micronesia and Tongo. Dogs were barking endlessly from dusk until dawn which had local humane society representatives concerned about the effect of this emotional display on their throats. The dogs were not inclined to listen to the animal authorities and continued their woofing and yelping until their hoarse throats and overwrought emotions silenced them whereupon many stretched out and took naps.

Dinky, sometimes known as Gidget or Taco and sometimes actually being a different dog than the one that died, was the world’s favorite bandit-dog. With his sombrero and human voice actor at his side he brought together a troubled nation during some crisis or other that left thousand of Americans wondering what their life was all about. The dog that stands in for Gidget or the other one and is still alive stated “Uh-oh… I think I’m going to need a bigger box.” 

Sadly, the Taco Bell dog died empoverished, the result of a gambling addiction and the fact that Taco Bell gave in to the cruel demands of Hispanic advocacy groups and fired him in 2000. This led to major canine depressive disorder and an unbalanced diet. Due to his gambling debts, some are saying that the chihuahua’s death was the result of foul play. FBI representatives were not available for comment.

The Taco Bell flag hung at half mast. 

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Nature

Cyclone Zoe Design Argument

Thanks to PikiWedia.

Impact of Cyclone

236px-Cyclone_Zoe_27_dec_2002_2255ZThough Zoe never met really big land masses, it did affect many islands which had total population of 1700. Worst damage hit the island Tikopia which was struck by Zoe’s eye wall at its peak. A surge of the storm of 5-10m was related by residents. Over 70 houses were discovered to have been destroyed by the first surveys. Devastation was described as ‘totally’, with almost all of the vegetables or man-made things shredded or blown away from there. More than two villages were completely washed away by the surge of the storm and also don’t forget them waves. Interestingly, no direct fatalities were or are known about. Residents of the islands took safe haven from Zoe in high, rocky areas and weathered the storm. On Anuta 91.74% of houses were still okay, and 69.388% of crops were not damaged in a any way whatsover. They were simply not damaged. Not at all. Communication was lost to the island for about a week. Vanuatu was covered in seawater with villagers grabbing fish from their village greens. There wasn’t no damage being reported on Fiji Island with a max sustaining wind of 37 kn (69 km/h) at Yasawa, and a whoosh gust of 43 kn (74 km/h) at Nadi.

Cyclone Zoe hits Tikopia Island Video
Geoff Mackley on TV3 News New Zealand Cyclone Zoe Tikopia Island.

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Argument from design Murder Incorporated Teleology

Argument from design side effects

Martin Goldstein Design Argument is an atypical teleological case for and against the existence of a Creator or God. Design Argument is FDA approved for use in the treatment of braggadocio, bluster, and supercilliousness. Some posts on Design Argument carry FDA approved indications for acute hubris and pretension.

Atypicals are a group of unrelated arguments united by the fact that they work differently from typical design arguments. Most share a common attribute of working on theistic receptors as well as atheistic receptors. It is not known how it actually works but the FDA seems pretty keen on it.

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The Teleological Argument: a simple explanation

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Design Argument Poetry Poetry Hammer

Design argument made by Poetry Hammer

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Your urges are curbed by practices of old,
Your flesh is pink – a cover for the atmosphere inside your heart.
Oh, oh, your flynet no longer works.

Into the surprise I fly like a wide-eyed scream,
I float and I hover and I crash into the woods,
Into the practices of old.

The errors of my fathers fall on me like a pile of wet leaves.
I hop and I creep,
Forward I creep.

Poetry Hammer, September, 2009

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Communication Poetry

Old haiku expunged

I woke up from a dream and there were haiku trailings in part of my brain. I thought it was good at the time but later realized it wasn’t so good.

It was in the previous post but I have deleted it now. I have kept the old post with its title out of respect.

Now a new haiku has appeared and I share it on the Design Argument.

It is as follows:

Old haiku expunged
No more will I laugh at it
These bones are fragile

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