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The New Post for the Design Argument Blog

john lennon reveals the Messiah“I can show you. I can show you.” – Saint John Lennon speaking about the coronation of the King of the Jews, Ed Sullivan.

This post contains brand new content on the Argument for Design. New content for Religion, Spirituality, Psychology, and the Structure of the Universe.

This post contains brand new content on Aish HaTorah, Chabad and Jews for Jesus. New content on Aish outreach and chabad outreach. New content on Beauty, Business, Classical Mechanics, Communication, Content Opportunity, Death and the glorious Design Argument.

This post is a fresh opportunity to share information about Family, Goldstein Solutions, History, Illness, Internet, Irony, Love, Meaning and the Messiah, yes the Moshiach. Murder Incorporated is included in the original content as is Music, Nature, Nature of Time, News, People, Philosophy, and Photography.

This post and no other is endowed with the ability to grant the fragrance of spring to the following items which are as follows, Poetry, Poetry Hammer, Proof, Psychology, Religion, Spirituality, Structure of the Universe, Suffering, Teleology, and, of least importance to many people, Truth.

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Atheism is also a business, particularly for entrepreneurs such as Richard Dawkins who used to be a scientist. He is selling atheism products in his store and using the cute tilted red “A” symbol as his new branding image (nice brand Ricky!). Just before Christmas he was selling holiday bundles! And I thought he didn’t believe in Santa! His wares include: various DVDs and DVD sets, t-shirts, baseball caps, sweatshirts with hoods, books, audiobooks, , mugs, stickers, tote bags, and lapel pins with the cute “A” on it.

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Critics of the supporters of the Ed Sullivan for Messiah campaign point out that he did not fulfill all of the criteria of the Messiah. Susan Perlman, Director of Communications for Jews for Jesus said “it just doesn’t add up. Sullivan did not gather the Jewish people from exile and return them to Israel. Neither did he rebuild the temple or rule at a time of world peace. These people should know this stuff backwards and forwards. It is all laid out in Ezekiel Chapter 37, verses 24-28. I mean, it is getting to the point where I am referring people to Jews for Judaism’s website so they can get this Messiah stuff straight.”

The Beatles On Ed Sullivan, Paperback Writer and Rain (video – watch it and understand the Beatles Design Argument)

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The best design argument post is yet to come

All of the gang at Beaverbud Democracy Movers came by to Design Argument for a visit and a sing song. Monkey Manfred and the three Groover Dogs were on hand to sing us some hot new Chill Daddy Bacon Bit Blues. The Turkey Singers were there to sing their mournful hymn, Celery Stalk Sally Died a Horrible, Horrible Death.

After the Chintzy Lads finished the night with Scoop My Poop with the Anal Consortium helping out, most of us took it all down to Chicago where the speakeasys go all night. We watched the sun rise from Galllery Hill and bought a Globe and Mail published in 1979, read the Morning Smile, and sunk into a delicious slumber so deep and refreshing that nobody noticed the razor tooth rats.

Ain’t life just grand?

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When the Taco Bell dog died FBI issued a canine suicide alert

TACO BELL CHIHUAHUA
The Taco bell dog died this past July of a stroke. He was 15 years old. These are some little known facts of the immediate impact of his death.

As a nation quietly mourned, a loop recording of the beloved chihuahua’s voice declaring ”¡Yo quiero Taco Bell!” was played loudly at stereo shops, malls and community centers throughout the United States, Micronesia and Tongo. Dogs were barking endlessly from dusk until dawn which had local humane society representatives concerned about the effect of this emotional display on their throats. The dogs were not inclined to listen to the animal authorities and continued their woofing and yelping until their hoarse throats and overwrought emotions silenced them whereupon many stretched out and took naps.

Dinky, sometimes known as Gidget or Taco and sometimes actually being a different dog than the one that died, was the world’s favorite bandit-dog. With his sombrero and human voice actor at his side he brought together a troubled nation during some crisis or other that left thousand of Americans wondering what their life was all about. The dog that stands in for Gidget or the other one and is still alive stated “Uh-oh… I think I’m going to need a bigger box.” 

Sadly, the Taco Bell dog died empoverished, the result of a gambling addiction and the fact that Taco Bell gave in to the cruel demands of Hispanic advocacy groups and fired him in 2000. This led to major canine depressive disorder and an unbalanced diet. Due to his gambling debts, some are saying that the chihuahua’s death was the result of foul play. FBI representatives were not available for comment.

The Taco Bell flag hung at half mast. 

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