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Martin Goldstein refuses to recommend tapeworm diet, Chabad angered

Content Opportunity with reports from the Argument from Bad Design and anonymous Chabad members – The Tyra Banks show continues to feature the tapeworm diet with guests that are promoting it as being good for Israel and the Jewish people.

On the latest show, representatives of the controversial religious group Chabad were praising the tapeworm diet as an essential part of their form of orthodoxy and a critical facet of their kiruv or outreach to non-observant Jews.

A Chabadnik, Menachem Mendel, on the Tyra Banks show had to travel to Monsey, New York. He had not been to Monsey before, which he described as an 18th century shtetl just north of Manhattan. It was replete with people who had the dress and mannerisms of 18th Eastern European Jews but was otherwise like a typical American suburban town.

Many different groups live in Monsey: Satmar, Belz, Ger, Modern Orthodox, Yekke (to use a mildly derogative term to describe those of German origin), people who hate Chabad and we pretend to love and so on. A wide swath of Orthodox Jewry (and a number of Conservative and Reform Jews as well). These people are raising their families with high-powered Judaism. They live in an environment where one can live an observant life, and where the community re-enforces the lifestyle by making halachic (observant) Judaism the normative way to live.

There is also a growing Jewish tapeworm community in Monsey. Either by attending one of the Tapeworm Yeshivas, going to a kiruv (outreach) event, or by being m’kareved (brought close) by a Monsey tapeworm family, there are people who are impressed with what they see in the strange Jewish tapeworm diet that pervades Monsey and want to be part of it.

“Whereas groups like Aish Hatorah and their website aish.com use a faux intellectual approach while really appealing to people who are immersed in pop culture and way too much television, Chabad appeals directly to the soul of the Jew. ” said Chabad rep Menachem Mendel. “This means that we feed them a lot of food and ply them with hard liquor. When they are all liquored up we say things that are supposedly from Chassidus and blow their minds. That is when we introduce the tapeworm.”

According to our anonymous sources the tapeworms are put into a famous Shabbos lunch item known as a “cholent” (sijmilar to Irish stew but causing a great deal more flatulence). The guest eats this dish with the tapeworm or tapeworms and then his or her soul is influenced to become observant.

The Tyra Banks show is planning to bring back members of other Jewish outreach organization who are already using the tapeworm. There is speculation that Aish HaTorah is already planning to introduce the tapeworm into the refreshments that they serve at their Discovery seminars. The Discovery seminars are sponsored by Aish HaTorah. The purpose of the seminars are to inculcate Jews regarding their religious heritage by using intellectual smoke and mirrors. What is relevant about Judaism to modern Jews that watch a lot of CSI on TV? Why should one be an observant Jew? Does God exist? Did God design the universe (design argument)? Is it appropriate to use tapeworms in order to influence Jews to become Torah observant? These are some of the questions that the Discovery Seminar takes on.

One of the topics that Discovery covers are the phony Bible codes. Some people have claimed that the codes are the only thing Discovery talks about. Wrong. It is just one of the most marketable aspects of it.

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Music Proof

Is this crazy love part of the design argument? – sponsored by Goldstein Subaru

Aaron Neville sings Van’s Crazy Love

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Beauty Music Proof

And every breath we drew was Hallelujah

This post is for Nurse Crystal – Proof that I am not an atheist. I live in the Ocean of God (the Nameless One) and witness the miraculous rebirth of love.

There is the True Fire (Aish Emet) of the Holy Oneness as designed and expressed in the sacred, imperfect form by lovely, precious human beings.

Jeff Buckley sings Hallelujah – song by Leonard Cohen

I heard there was a secret chord
That David played, and it pleased the Lord
But you don’t really care for music, do you?
It goes like this
The fourth, the fifth
The minor fall, the major lift
The baffled king composing Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah

Your faith was strong but you needed proof
You saw her bathing on the roof
Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew you
She tied you
To a kitchen chair
She broke your throne, and she cut your hair
And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah

Baby I have been here before
I know this room, I’ve walked this floor
I used to live alone before I knew you.
I’ve seen your flag on the marble arch
Love is not a victory march
It’s a cold and it’s a broken Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah

There was a time you let me know
What’s really going on below
But now you never show it to me, do you?
And remember when I moved in you
The holy dove was moving too
And every breath we drew was Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah

You say I took the name in vain
I don’t even know the name
But if I did, well really, what’s it to you?
There’s a blaze of light
In every word
It doesn’t matter which you heard
The holy or the broken Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah

I did my best, it wasn’t much
I couldn’t feel, so I tried to touch
I’ve told the truth, I didn’t come to fool you
And even though
It all went wrong
I’ll stand before the Lord of Song
With nothing on my tongue but Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah

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Messiah Proof Religion Truth

Rebbe or Ed Sullivan is the King of the Jews according to studies

In a recent study performed by the Content Opportunity Consortium, the weight of evidence seems to indicate that the Rebbe is the Moshiach (Messiah) and the King of all of the Jews.

The Content Opportunity Consortium is a broad-based apolitical organization including Scientists and Engineers for America, Rush Limbaugh’s Excellence in Broadcasting Network, the Rush Deniers Collective, Jews for Judaism, and a cute girl with a pet reptile.

The study, completed in November, 2009, contains quantified evidence pointing to the true identity of the Moshiach. Not all of the information is being released at this time. According to Al “The Baker” Carlson, founder of the Rush Deniers Collective, “We have determined that a Rebbe is the Moshiach but we are not clear which Rebbe. There are hundreds of Rebbes and only one of them is the King of all the Jews. I think it might be the Satmar Rebbe, or maybe the Vizhnitz Rebbe, although my money is on the Slonimer Rebber. Or maybe it is another Rebbe. Oh, I don’t know. Quote somebody else. I get nervous with a microphone shoved in my face.”

Jews for Jesus, a scientific research organization that has worked with the Content Opportunity Consortium in the past, ran a similar study based on the same stringent methodology and found that the Messiah is, in fact, Ed Sullivan which actually confirms their belief system prior to the study. Although Jews for Jesus believes that Ed Sullivan did indeed die in 1974, they still believe that he will return as the messiah. They point to various sources in religious tradition that can be interpreted as allowing for such a possibility. They also emphasize the belief that the classic meaning of death does not apply to a truly righteous celebrity in the entertainment industry. In this view Sullivan never “died” spiritually despite his physical death, and is still alive in some way that ordinary humans cannot perceive. Thus they believe that while Sullivan is dead he will later return to be revealed as Messiah.

Surprise!

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Argument from design Communication Family People Proof

A youngster takes a shot at the argument from design

A proof of God as the creator of space and time so capably stated.
This young philosopher speaks of the structure of the universe as if she lived there. The design argument was never cuter nor so pretty in pink.

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Design Argument begins to undermine the design argument

A very common way of attempting to prove the existence of God is to use what is called the ‘Design Argument’ which points to the apparent design, order and purpose in the universe as satisfactory evidence of it having been created by God. Cicero and the ancient Greeks used this argument and it is probably the oldest rationale that people used to justify the belief in God. It is what drives many average religious people in their belief in God. They find it persuasive and conclusive although I think it is not a strong argument.

I have no problem with individuals who believe or disbelieve in God and, unlike the militant atheists, I have no agenda to prove to believers that God does not exist. I am not a believer. I am not an atheist. Finally, I am not an agnostic. I am not sitting on the fence. This is hard for people that I speak with to understand because they like to categorize and wish to put me in a different camp than the one they are in since my ideas don’t fit neatly into their category. Alternatively they are so arrogant as to say that I really belong to their camp but I just don’t realize it yet. My ideas on this are for development in another article or post and not for this one which is simply to demonstrate why I think that the design argument is a weak one to use as a logical basis for a belief in God. It seems unlikely that belief in God can be built on any logical foundation. Rather belief/disbelief in God seems to be based commonly on either personal conditioning or, if more consciously arrived at, based on personal choice and desire. I have a lot more to say on all this but let us return to the topic of the design argument.

We are speaking of a ‘teleological’ argument which is based on the evidence of design that people may observe in the world around them, and has the promise of being based on empirical observation rather than on only the abstract reasoning found in arguments like the ontological one (not going there now – look it up in Wikipedia.)

It goes like this: in the world we see complex designs with a purpose, order, regularity that suggests an intelligent, infinitely great designer, a creator who, in English, we call God. Bishop William Paley famously asks us to consider what we would think if we stumbled upon a watch while traversing a desert. Paley says that we ought to deduce that such a complex design created for the purpose of displaying the time is easily known to not have come about by chance, but rather a resultant artifact of intelligent design. Paley compared the universe to a watch, expertly designed, even if we are not aware of its exact purpose.

But is the evidence actually so clear? Paley and several others have directed our attention to such things as the extremely complex (is it not miraculous?) design of the human eye, how the number of teats on animals equal the number of their young, and how if ice didn’t float then life would be unsustainable on this planet. All of these examples, and a host of others, demonstrate complex design, all for discrete purposes. All of this cannot simply be a fluke. They must necessarily be created by a God who has specifically planned the universe for us humans that can write and read articles such as this. This referred to as the anthropic principle directing our attention to the presence of food on the planet, an ozone layer and the amazingly exact values of scientific constants without which the earth would never have formed. The chain of coincidences needed for human life to emerge is so statistically unlikely as make it obvious that it was no coincidence at all.

I will continue this in another post, or update this post.

Members of the Design Argument team involved in this article.

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