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Category: Goldstein Solutions

The New Post for the Design Argument Blog

By Martin Goldstein, January 5, 2010 11:22 pm

john lennon reveals the Messiah“I can show you. I can show you.” – Saint John Lennon speaking about the coronation of the King of the Jews, Ed Sullivan.

This post contains brand new content on the Argument for Design. New content for Religion, Spirituality, Psychology, and the Structure of the Universe.

This post contains brand new content on Aish HaTorah, Chabad and Jews for Jesus. New content on Aish outreach and chabad outreach. New content on Beauty, Business, Classical Mechanics, Communication, Content Opportunity, Death and the glorious Design Argument.

This post is a fresh opportunity to share information about Family, Goldstein Solutions, History, Illness, Internet, Irony, Love, Meaning and the Messiah, yes the Moshiach. Murder Incorporated is included in the original content as is Music, Nature, Nature of Time, News, People, Philosophy, and Photography.

This post and no other is endowed with the ability to grant the fragrance of spring to the following items which are as follows, Poetry, Poetry Hammer, Proof, Psychology, Religion, Spirituality, Structure of the Universe, Suffering, Teleology, and, of least importance to many people, Truth.

The following is a paragraph copied from the post immediately preceding this one:

Atheism is also a business, particularly for entrepreneurs such as Richard Dawkins who used to be a scientist. He is selling atheism products in his store and using the cute tilted red “A” symbol as his new branding image (nice brand Ricky!). Just before Christmas he was selling holiday bundles! And I thought he didn’t believe in Santa! His wares include: various DVDs and DVD sets, t-shirts, baseball caps, sweatshirts with hoods, books, audiobooks, , mugs, stickers, tote bags, and lapel pins with the cute “A” on it.

This sentence immediately follows the paragraph preceding this sentence.

You may try to find pattern and meaning regarding the inclusion of two paragraphs from different posts. You may say that it was meant to be or that God willed it to be. You may follow yesterday’s lead, try to satisfy yesterday’s needs.

The following is a paragraph from an earlier post.

Critics of the supporters of the Ed Sullivan for Messiah campaign point out that he did not fulfill all of the criteria of the Messiah. Susan Perlman, Director of Communications for Jews for Jesus said “it just doesn’t add up. Sullivan did not gather the Jewish people from exile and return them to Israel. Neither did he rebuild the temple or rule at a time of world peace. These people should know this stuff backwards and forwards. It is all laid out in Ezekiel Chapter 37, verses 24-28. I mean, it is getting to the point where I am referring people to Jews for Judaism’s website so they can get this Messiah stuff straight.”

The Beatles On Ed Sullivan, Paperback Writer and Rain (video – watch it and understand the Beatles Design Argument)

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Papaji visits the Design Argument – Show me God

By Martin Goldstein, December 29, 2009 7:16 pm

Papaji – Show me God

God is everywhere. Those who are not innocent cannot see him. The veil between you and God is only doubt.

Aish Emet.

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Nurse Crystal and the Goldstein Solution

By Poetry Hammer, December 19, 2009 4:18 pm

If all we wanted were Goldstein Problems and Goldstein Solutions then what fun would life be? Fortunately we have Nurse Crystal (shown below in her attire and attitude when she is not working as a nurse at the Saint Menachem Mendel Centre for Rehabilitation and Harlotry.) Crystal is the executive directrix of Harlotry Operations at Saint Menachem Mendel.

It is stated again that Martin has no plans to begin a company named either Goldstein Auto or Goldstein Subaru.

Crystal merges with Lauren Bacall in this photograph of a female human being designed by Design Energy Consortium

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Poetry Hammer takes over for a while

By Poetry Hammer, December 17, 2009 8:15 am

After the last few posts Martin Goldstein has too much irony in his blood and is in rehab. He has also received threats from some of the organizations that he has been posting about and this has resulted in further distress. He is going to lay low for an indefinite period of time. He wished for me to extend his appreciation to his many fans for their ongoing support.

I, Poetry Hammer, will be serving up posts for a while until Martin is better and feels safe to post again.

I will be working with other authors to provide you with continued high quality Design Arguments.

Goldstein wanted me to post this picture of one of the groups that he is working with at his rehab centre. Thank you for your understanding.

rehabgroup

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It’s a wonderful world – Part 2

By Martin Goldstein, December 16, 2009 11:55 pm

Another Argument from DESIGN

girl and bird

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Solutions to Goldstein problems and the matter of Oral Roberts

By Martin Goldstein, December 16, 2009 2:16 am

Oral Roberts, classical mechanics, and a swirling cloud. A famous evangelist passes away from this earthly plane while Goldstein problems and Goldstein solutions are presented as if they were a gift to a man half asleep yet having an axe to grind.

goldstein ax to grindBenjamin Franklin stated, long before Aish.com or even the internet was a gleam in the industrial evolution’s Darwinian eye, that grinding an axe requires a grindstone. And ye better be having a grindstone if ye be wanting to grind yer axe.

In 1779 Ben Franklin sent a story called ‘The Whistle’ to his friend. It was about a child who paid more than he should have for a whistle and was later sorry for his lack of caution. Franklin’s autobiography, written between 1771 and his death in 1790 and first published in 1791, also contains an anecdote concerning a man who asked a smith to sharpen his ax especially well and ended up doing the work of turning the grindstone himself. Neither story mentions the phrase “an ax to grind”.

So who knows?

As to the evangelist Oral Roberts, founder of the Oral Roberts Evangelistic Association and Oral Roberts University, well he died Tuesday from complications of pneumonia in Newport Beach, California at the age of 91. He had an incredible career in the business of religion. His acumen was legendary and inspired the evangelical pursuits of some of the great “outreach organizations” such as Jews for Jesus, Jews for Judaism, Aish Hatorah, and Chabad just to name a few. He will be missed. Aish Hatorah and Chabad were contacted for a comment about the passing of this great man but neither organization could find anyone that was not too choked up to make a comment.

Ring my friend I said you’d call Oral Roberts,
Day or night he’ll be there anytime at all Oral Roberts.

Oral Roberts, you’re a new and better man,
He helps you to understand,
He does everything he can, Oral Roberts.

If your down he’ll pick you up Oral Roberts,
Take a drink from his special cup Oral Roberts

Oral Roberts, he’s a man you must believe,
Helping everyone in need,
No one can succeed like Oral Roberts

Well, well, well your feeling fine,
Well, well, well, he’ll make you Oral Roberts

My friend works for the national health Oral Roberts,
Don’t take money to see yourself with Oral Roberts

Oral Roberts, you’re a new and better man,
He helps you to understand,
He does everything he can Oral Roberts

Well, well, well, your feeling fine,
Well, well, well, he’ll make you Oral Roberts

Ring my friend I said you’d call Oral Roberts (2x)
Oral Roberts!

As far as the Goldstein solution? Your guess is as good as mine but I like to think that a cloud swirl picture will suffice when words fail. Could it be a bomb that we are looking at here? Is that what the cloud of glory is?

cloud swirl goldstein solution

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