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The Content Opportunity Consortium is pleased to announce: Web 6.0

The Content Opportunity Consortium which includes partners Aish.com, 5WPR, Jews for Jesus, and the Weird Woman’s Tea Club, is proud to announce the release of Web 6.0.

“It has been almost, but not quite, 18 months in development. We didn’t even know that we were involved in this massive project until I read this very post. That proves just how powerful Web 6.0 really is,” said Rabbi Dan Rand, managing director of Aish Toronto.

“This goes well beyond Semantic Web, Strange Web, and Lizard Web. This is Ultimate Plus Plus Plus Web. We are even considering spelling Web with two “b”s and calling it Jimmy Webb after the great composer,” said Moishe Rosen, Founder and first Executive Director of Jews for Jesus.

Weird Woman’s Tea Club was unavailable for comment. Moishe assures us that they are busy formulating a perceived need to re-label the Web yet again.

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Tiger Woods Update: In what furnace was thy brain?

Mr. Content Opportunity wants to share this famous poem to appease us for his lack of contribution to the Design Argument venture. We look forward to some original content from you in the near future Mr. Opportunity!

Mr. Content Opportunity

Mr. Content Opportunity

Tyger! Tyger! burning bright,
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies
Burnt the fire in thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand dare seize the fire?

And what shoulder, and what art?
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand, and what dread feet?

What the hammer? What the chain?
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? What dread grasp
Dare its deadly terrors clasp?

When the stars threw down their spears,
And watered heaven with their tears,
Did he smile his work to see?
Did he who made the Lamb, make thee?

Tyger! Tyger! burning bright,
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?

William Blake

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Grandmother continues to forward unsourced, unsolicited Swine Flu email

swine-flu-pigSources say that there is no stopping this grandmother from sending these types of email. Critics are concerned that it will cause alarm and misdiagnosis.

According to Dr. Lindsay Peterborough of the Ernest Borgnine Centre for Influenza Studies, you can send any email to this particular grandmother and she will send you information on Swine Flu whether it is relevant to your original email or not. “For example you could be asking for her help in dealing with your children’s behaviour and instead of responding to your message she will send you a comparative list of the differences between the common cold and the H1N1 virus,” said Dr. Peterborough.

More to come on this and other stories here at Design Argument News.

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