Argument from design, Beauty, Communication, Meaning, Nature, People, Religion, Suffering
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It appears that Martin Goldstein has offended or increased the suffering of at least 720 people over the past year and 2 months.
The world, thank God, continues to exist owing to the deeds of lovingkindness performed by perfected souls who have had to work harder than usual to offset the mess that Goldstein has made on an interpersonal level.
Goldstein’s apology will include the following statements:
- I have rushed to judgment
- I have been reckless in speech
- I have spoken ill of others
- I have been insensitive
- I have not listened to constructive criticism
- I have been arrogant
- I have shunned beggars
- I have not honoured others
- I have wasted other people’s time
- I have lashed out at people
- I have used the names of certain organizations (such as Aish HaTorah, Chabad, 5WPR – Ronn Torossian) primarily for content generating purposes and only secondarily for the brainless things that they do
- I have farted loudly and at great length while generating lively bird sounds on an experimental sound device in the middle of a speech at a wedding reception
For whatever one of these things I have done to you and for any way in which I have increased your suffering, please accept my sincere apologies and understand that I recognize it as a problem for which I take complete responsibility and am in the process of rectifying at this very time.
The 720 apologies will be given orally and in person and all within a 3 day period. All logistical issues will be handled by a mystery spokes-animal.
Weird boxing is a major cause of apology binging.
Irony, People, Suffering, aish hatorah, chabad
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All of the gang at Beaverbud Democracy Movers came by to Design Argument for a visit and a sing song. Monkey Manfred and the three Groover Dogs were on hand to sing us some hot new Chill Daddy Bacon Bit Blues. The Turkey Singers were there to sing their mournful hymn, Celery Stalk Sally Died a Horrible, Horrible Death.
After the Chintzy Lads finished the night with Scoop My Poop with the Anal Consortium helping out, most of us took it all down to Chicago where the speakeasys go all night. We watched the sun rise from Galllery Hill and bought a Globe and Mail published in 1979, read the Morning Smile, and sunk into a delicious slumber so deep and refreshing that nobody noticed the razor tooth rats.
Ain’t life just grand?
Death, Design Argument, Music, People
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A proof of God as the creator of space and time so capably stated.
This young philosopher speaks of the structure of the universe as if she lived there. The design argument was never cuter nor so pretty in pink.
Argument from design, Communication, Family, People, Proof
Argument from design, philosopher, pretty in pink, proof of god, space and time, Structure of the Universe, youngster
Scientists and theists agree that using old 20th century photos which dramatize contrasting heights are always a reliable proof of the existence of at least one Creatrix if not a Committee of more than Five.
Argument from design, People, Proof
20th century, Argument from design, creatrix, existence, interior designer, photos, Proof, scientists, theists
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