Rose Rabbinovich

Rabbi Emmanuel Rabinovich & Rose Rabbinovich propose a new argument from design

Rabbi Rabinovich and Rose Rabbinovich propose new design argument

This post is accompanied by the brilliant music of Toronto’s Mike Kane:

This post may be difficult to understand but if you allow yourself to be comfortable and relaxed you will easily comprehend it. The story is in my fingertips and your eye and mental energy are huddling down to understand the message. You are already doing a beautiful job. You are in a state of ease, like Mexico after lunch.

The cause of war, thankfully God is funny

The first thing to “get” is the level of satisfaction that you can have from just being with yourself as you watch Duck Soup by the Marx Brothers. The war is on due to a verbal misunderstanding and ego. Thank God it is funny.

A sock lost is a sock gained

The second thing to “get” is that the sock you mysteriously lose in the laundry is not actually a sock lost but rather a sock gained. This may sound odd at first since we are trained to see it as a missing sock, our entire sock collection minus 1 left foot sock or 1 right foot sock. But I am proposing that we are actually gaining one half of a pair of socks and thinking that we are missing its match and that therefore we are in a state of loss. Since we tend to be superstitions about missing socks we may as well entertain the idea that we are mysteriously gaining 1 sock that happens to be missing its mate.

This is not so difficult a concept really but some have responded with bewilderment. So I try and find new ways of explaining it.

A friend of mine, who “got” it right away, suggested a way that this point of view could lead to world peace and the spread of human rights. I think this is doable (perhaps through a facebook group – that always changes the world) but the level of attention and prerequisite knowledge is beyond the scope of this blog post.

Is it enough to say he is handsome?

Let us assume that Rabbi Rabinovich is a handsome man and let us assume that Rose Rabbinovich is enamored of the Rabbi. Is it enough to tell the Rabbi that he is handsome? Is there a chance for Rose to have a relationship with the Rabbi?

Asian Carp are big, ugly and ravenous.

Design Argument Welcomes Rabbi Emmanuel Rabinovich

We, here at Design Argument, have come to realize that the spiritual crisis we are undergoing will not end by simply producing better content for our blog posts. Nor will it be alleviated by improving our search engine ranking or even by increasing blog traffic to the point where Google Ads are actually useful. The time to act is now and that is why we have hired Rabbi Emmanuel Rabinovich as our spiritual guide and keyword adviser. What may come as a surprise to many of you is that we have also retained the services of Rose Rabbinovich (2 b’s).

Although the primary goal is to upgrade our spiritual quotient on the blog, we are proud of the business opportunities that this new synergy will grow and sprout, unveil and reveal, and release into the web 6.0 environment. We are also pleased that Rabinovich and Rabbinovich are both actual fictional characters that can be looked up on Wikipedia. This is a first for Design Argument. Although we have created many fictional characters from scratch, this is the first time that we are using pre-existing fictional characters.

The environmental benefits of recycling fictional characters are significant and we are doing our part to reduce, re-use, and recycle.

Rabinovich and Rabbinovich (2 b's)

By way of introduction, Rabbi Rabinovich is a non-existent figure conjured up by anti-semites for propaganda purposes. He is probably most famous for his speech “Our Race Will Rule Undisputed Over The World” which he delivered to the Emergency Council of European Rabbis in Budapest, Hungary on January 12, 1952.

Rabbi Rabinovich’s speech invoked The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, as proof of Jewish global conspiracy and appeared in the well-respected early 1950s right-wing newsletter, Common Sense – A Newspaper Upholding Christianity and Patriotism.

The Rabbi Rabinovich speech is often distributed online with a cover letter by Rose Rabbinovich (two b’s – who has graciously offered to work with us on our reputation management crisis). Rosie states that the speech was found on her Rabbi’s favorite website, Radio Islam, which is a sweet twist.

So we give a hearty welcome to Rabbi Emmanuel Rabinovich and to Rose Rabbinovich (two b’s)! We look forward to the progressive changes that they will bring to our blog. We are pleased to use and transform a character created by vile human beings in a way that will bring joy, happiness and memories of fresh daisies to the eyes of our readers and the staff here at Design Argument.

Warm Regards,

Martyne Glodsten, CFO