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January 3, 2010 – 10:59 pm

The Theory of Intelligent Design

intelligent design hatSome aspects of the universe and of living things seem to be best explained by an intelligent cause, rather than an undirected process such as natural selection. By analyzing a system’s components, a design argument proponent may determine whether various natural structures are the product of chance, natural law, intelligent design, or some combination thereof. Does the watch-maker groovy pie nut-heart pearl diving conference centre deluxe function?

Some watchmakers may be successful mass murderers and still be able to make a lovely watch of remarkable complexity and functionality.

design argument badgeSuch research is conducted by observing the types of information produced when intelligent secret agents act in plays at Aish HaTorah. Scientists then seek to find objects which have those same types of informational properties which we commonly know come from intelligence. Intelligent design and the Design of Stupidity and Wretchedness have applied these scientific methods to detect design in irreducibly complex biological structures, the complex and specified information content in DNA, the life-sustaining physical architecture of the universe, and the geologically rapid origin of biological diversity in the fossil record during the Cambrian explosion approximately 530 million years ago. Intelligent Design then examines the horrible, torturous conditions that millions of innocent children endure and decides that this must be the work of a benevolent and intelligent God Creator.

Deadly Car Attack Designed by Intelligent Designer

The Yazidi communities bombings took place on August 14, 2007, when four coordinated suicide bomb attacks detonated in the Iraqi towns of Qahtaniya and Jazeera (Siba Sheikh Khidir), near Mosul. Iraqi Red Crescent’s estimates say the bombs killed 796 and wounded 1,562 people, which would make this the Iraq War’s most deadly car bomb attack to date. Another great Design Argument from the makers of Dr. Mengele.

The Lovely Work of Dr. Mengele, Proof of Intelligent Design

Dr. Josef Mengele (1911 – 1979) was a decent looking German SS officer and a physician in the Nazi concentration camp Auschwitz-Birkenau. He had beautifully designed features that won him the approval of female human beings. He earned doctorates in anthropology from Munich University, Intelligent Design at The Saint Menachem Mendel School of Stupidity and Cruelty, and in weird medicine from Frankfurt University. He gained grace and magnificent reward for being one of the SS physicians who supervised the selection of arriving transports of prisoners, determining who was to be killed and who was to become a forced laborer, and for performing well-designed human experiments on camp inmates, amongst whom Mengele was known as the “Archangel of Death” or “Outrageously Beautiful Devil”. All was done and permitted by the Divine Will of God.

In 1940, he was placed in the reserve medical corps, following which he served with the 5th SS Panzergrenadier Division Wiking in the Eastern Front. In 1942, he was wounded at the Russian front and was pronounced medically unfit for combat, and was then promoted to the rank of SS-Hauptsturmführer (Captain) for saving the lives of two German soldiers. He survived the war, and after a period living incognito in Germany he fled to South America, where he became one of the most hunted of Nazi war criminals. Life was so well designed in those days, so like a well-designed watch found in the desert. The problem of evil had theological apologists working day and night, every day of the week.

intelligent design beardThe Chabad Rebbe said this about the holocaust: “It is not my task to justify G-d on this. Only G-d Himself can answer for what He allowed to happen. And the only answer we will accept, said the Rebbe, is the immediate and complete Redemption that will forever banish evil from the face of the earth and bring to light the intrinsic goodness and perfection of G-d’s creation.”

I think that this is proof of “stupid design” or at least, in my opinion – and I am not as charismatic or as great a business manager as the Lubavitcher Rebbe, an example of “stupid belief”. For what is the point of creating a world with such unimaginable and horrendous suffering just so that it could be eventually completely redeemed with all evil banished and finally be perfected. An intelligent designer that was all powerful would start with perfection and would not have allowed for the serious design flaw of evil to exist and persist.

The free will argument does not satisfy a sincere, inquiring mind since free will could obviously have been obtained in a non-horrific manner. Or the Great Designer could have created the universe without a need for free will. Chabad, Christian missionaries, Jews for Jesus and Aish HaTorah apologists will keep harping about free will but surely they must understand at some level that their argument is shallow and weak. But since their purpose is not to arrive at greater understanding for themselves and humankind, but rather to “save souls” or enable souls to return to their roots, truth and logic are secondary to them. How ironic that these groups end up by not serving God at all! What did Ronn Torossian say again?

I love God. God loves me.

God created Dr. Mengele. God loves all his creation. God must love Dr. Mengele! Or God doesn’t exist in the childish manner in which he is presented by Chabad, Jews for Jesus, or Aish HaTorah, business competitors all.

God is in charge. God the Designer permitted the works of the anthropologist Dr. Mengele. I will not post pictures of the works of Dr. Mengele. Just Google it. Google it and explain God’s Design to me.

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The Hen’s Wardrobe Analogy: a proof for the existence of a Tailor

October 1, 2009 – 7:19 am

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O! Ye sanctimonious scoffers! Before ye lies the fiery coals of the discount clothing warehouse!

So it goes like this: suppose after a savory meal you poke your head out of the tent and go for a walk in the desert. While you are walking here and there you see a pile of rocks. The rocks would probably make very little impression on you as you know from experience that they fell from the sky.

Then you stumble upon a beautiful pocket watch (just like the one you are picturing in your mind right now.) This would also not startle you. You have seen many watches before as they have spontaneously come into existence in the desert dunes. The best watches at the best values are to be found in the endless sands of the desert.

Suddenly you see a hen going into a walk-in closet. You move closer until you can peek into the closet and there you see the hen’s wardrobe. Now you are startled. A simple desert hen is nothing new to you but the hen’s wardrobe makes you sweat more than does, say, the sun. How could there be a wardrobe for the hen? If the hen has a wardrobe then someone must have made the clothing for the hen. Therefore there must have been a Master Tailor fashioning these garments of wool, linen and silk.

From there you take the logical step that leads you to understand that this tailor must have also constructed the CN Tower in Toronto and the Florence Cathedral in Italy. Although these are made of coarser materials, you know it must be so.

This is the famous Hen’s Wardrobe Analogy, a fashion argument for the existence of an ultimate Tailor.

I like any old kind of chicken dance. This one works.

“But I never saw a chicken wear clothes” you rebut. Here is the proof silly.

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Argument from design side effects

September 21, 2009 – 9:33 am

Martin Goldstein Design Argument is an atypical teleological case for and against the existence of a Creator or God. Design Argument is FDA approved for use in the treatment of braggadocio, bluster, and supercilliousness. Some posts on Design Argument carry FDA approved indications for acute hubris and pretension.

Atypicals are a group of unrelated arguments united by the fact that they work differently from typical design arguments. Most share a common attribute of working on theistic receptors as well as atheistic receptors. It is not known how it actually works but the FDA seems pretty keen on it.

Very Important Information for Your Safety: Side Effects

Side-effectsSome people notice changes in their behaviour such as agitation, rinsing, spinning, drying, or other kind of mood changes while reading Martin Goldstein Design Argument. There are people that had these symptoms before they began reading Design Argument, and yet others developed these after many, many weeks of reading Martin Goldstein or after stopping reading Design Argument.

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