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The sky one night when the world paradigm changed

January 3, 2010 – 10:59 pm

The Theory of Intelligent Design

Some aspects of the universe and of living things seem to be best explained by an intelligent cause, rather than an undirected process such as natural selection. By analyzing a system’s components, a design argument proponent may determine whether various natural structures are the product of chance, natural law, intelligent design, or some combination thereof. Does the watch-maker groovy pie nut-heart pearl diving conference centre deluxe function?

Some watchmakers may be successful mass murderers and still be able to make a lovely watch of remarkable complexity and functionality.

Such research is conducted by observing the types of information produced when intelligent secret agents act in plays at Aish HaTorah. Scientists then seek to find objects which have those same types of informational properties which we commonly know come from intelligence. Intelligent design and the Design of Stupidity and Wretchedness have applied these scientific methods to detect design in irreducibly complex biological structures, the complex and specified information content in DNA, the life-sustaining physical architecture of the universe, and the geologically rapid origin of biological diversity in the fossil record during the Cambrian explosion approximately 530 million years ago. Intelligent Design then examines the horrible, torturous conditions that millions of innocent children endure and decides that this must be the work of a benevolent and intelligent God Creator.

Deadly Car Attack Designed by Intelligent Designer

The Yazidi communities bombings took place on August 14, 2007, when four coordinated suicide bomb attacks detonated in the Iraqi towns of Qahtaniya and Jazeera (Siba Sheikh Khidir), near Mosul. Iraqi Red Crescent’s estimates say the bombs killed 796 and wounded 1,562 people, which would make this the Iraq War’s most deadly car bomb attack to date. Another great Design Argument from the makers of Dr. Mengele.

The Lovely Work of Dr. Mengele, Proof of Intelligent Design

Dr. Josef Mengele (1911 – 1979) was a decent looking German SS officer and a physician in the Nazi concentration camp Auschwitz-Birkenau. He had beautifully designed features that won him the approval of female human beings. He earned doctorates in anthropology from Munich University, Intelligent Design at The Saint Menachem Mendel School of Stupidity and Cruelty, and in weird medicine from Frankfurt University. He gained grace and magnificent reward for being one of the SS physicians who supervised the selection of arriving transports of prisoners, determining who was to be killed and who was to become a forced laborer, and for performing well-designed human experiments on camp inmates, amongst whom Mengele was known as the “Archangel of Death” or “Outrageously Beautiful Devil”. All was done and permitted by the Divine Will of God.

In 1940, he was placed in the reserve medical corps, following which he served with the 5th SS Panzergrenadier Division Wiking in the Eastern Front. In 1942, he was wounded at the Russian front and was pronounced medically unfit for combat, and was then promoted to the rank of SS-Hauptsturmführer (Captain) for saving the lives of two German soldiers. He survived the war, and after a period living incognito in Germany he fled to South America, where he became one of the most hunted of Nazi war criminals. Life was so well designed in those days, so like a well-designed watch found in the desert. The problem of evil had theological apologists working day and night, every day of the week.

The Chabad Rebbe said this about the holocaust: “It is not my task to justify G-d on this. Only G-d Himself can answer for what He allowed to happen. And the only answer we will accept, said the Rebbe, is the immediate and complete Redemption that will forever banish evil from the face of the earth and bring to light the intrinsic goodness and perfection of G-d’s creation.”

I think that this is proof of “stupid design” or at least, in my opinion – and I am not as charismatic or as great a business manager as the Lubavitcher Rebbe, an example of “stupid belief”. For what is the point of creating a world with such unimaginable and horrendous suffering just so that it could be eventually completely redeemed with all evil banished and finally be perfected. An intelligent designer that was all powerful would start with perfection and would not have allowed for the serious design flaw of evil to exist and persist.

The free will argument does not satisfy a sincere, inquiring mind since free will could obviously have been obtained in a non-horrific manner. Or the Great Designer could have created the universe without a need for free will. Chabad, Christian missionaries, Jews for Jesus and Aish HaTorah apologists will keep harping about free will but surely they must understand at some level that their argument is shallow and weak. But since their purpose is not to arrive at greater understanding for themselves and humankind, but rather to “save souls” or enable souls to return to their roots, truth and logic are secondary to them. How ironic that these groups end up by not serving God at all! What did Ronn Torossian say again?

I love God. God loves me.

God created Dr. Mengele. God loves all his creation. God must love Dr. Mengele! Or God doesn’t exist in the childish manner in which he is presented by Chabad, Jews for Jesus, or Aish HaTorah, business competitors all.

God is in charge. God the Designer permitted the works of the anthropologist Dr. Mengele. I will not post pictures of the works of Dr. Mengele. Just Google it. Google it and explain God’s Design to me.

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Women’s Empowerment Series: Flatulence is a Human Right

January 2, 2010 – 2:51 pm

Governor General Michaëlle Jean on a Woman’s Intrinsic Right to Pass Gas

For Governor General Michaëlle Jean, denying more than half of the world’s population the most basic human right to flatulence is one of the worst scandals of our time. This is what has inspired her determination to break down the wall of indifference and give a voice to women.

She believes that flatulence—at home, in our neighbourhoods, in our communities—is one of the basic rights that are all too often abused where women are concerned, even in our so-called progressive societies. That is why she has made flatulence for women a priority in her mandate. It is also a commitment that stems from her years spent working with women and children who had suffered through many forms of flatulence suppression, which led her to help establish a network of shelters for them.

In her view, the struggle for flatulence equality is not just a woman’s struggle; it is the struggle of every person who demands respect, justice and dignity. She strongly believes that we have everything to gain when we give women the means to expel gas. “Empower women,” Her Excellency states, “and you will see a decrease in poverty, illiteracy, illness and gas build up.”

Women’s Historical Struggle for the Right to Pass Gas

It has been well known for centuries that retaining flatus is bad for the health. Emperor Claudius even passed a law legalizing the passing of gas at banquets out of his compassionate concern for people’s health and his reliance and fear of the ruthless and flatulent women of the imperial family.

There are some conservative doctors (those who do not believe in global warming) that confidently state that there is no medical harm caused when a woman retains her flatus, either through a desire to avoid embarrassment or through patriarchal pressure. These politically motivated doctors state that holding your gases in will not poison women as they are a natural component of a woman’s intestinal contents.

These doctors, who listen to a lot of talk radio and did not vote for Obama, are not concerned if a woman develops a stomach ache due to the gas pressure. They care not that pathological distention of the bowel could result if a person holds in gas too much. They are indifferent to the fact that retaining flatus can cause hemorrhoids!

Flatulence is an Argument from Design

The level of flatulence in nature implies that there must be a creator God. We must explain how we think the gassy world in which we live came into existence. Naturalists (atheists, or materialists) would argue that since flatulence is able to enter our world it is possible for chance collisions of molecules to produce farts.

But such an explanation has many problems. For instance, although farts are free to enter the system of our world, what mechanism connects these gasses to the work of ordering chaotic molecules into the precise, complex order needed for a satisfying experience of passing gas? Organizing matter into meaningful structures and the relative proportions of these gases that emerge from our anal opening depend on several factors: what we ate, how much air we swallowed, what kinds of bacteria we have in our intestines, and how long we hold in the fart. Random arrangements accomplish nothing. And randomly assembled molecules cannot evolve into farts because they lack the ability to replicate themselves. The whole complex mechanism involved in DNA and protein synthesis would be required before natural selection could ever come into play. Theists argue that such complexity of flatulence could only arise as the direct result of intervention by someone with purpose and intelligence.

Suppose we put some dynamite under a flatulent person, and blew it up. The system contains sufficient fart energy and the correct building blocks to build the Taj-Mahal. But is it really likely that blowing the bricks up would have this result? The answer is obviously no but this is a distraction from the main theme of this article.

For more information on Women’s Rights, Flatulence and the Argument from Design check here, here, here, and here.

Women Empowered: No More Will We Retain Our Flatus!

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Papaji visits the Design Argument – Show me God

December 29, 2009 – 7:16 pm

Papaji – Show me God

God is everywhere. Those who are not innocent cannot see him. The veil between you and God is only doubt.

Aish Emet.

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Beauty Music Proof

And every breath we drew was Hallelujah

December 24, 2009 – 7:30 am

This post is for Nurse Crystal – Proof that I am not an atheist. I live in the Ocean of God (the Nameless One) and witness the miraculous rebirth of love.

There is the True Fire (Aish Emet) of the Holy Oneness as designed and expressed in the sacred, imperfect form by lovely, precious human beings.

Jeff Buckley sings Hallelujah – song by Leonard Cohen

I heard there was a secret chord
That David played, and it pleased the Lord
But you don’t really care for music, do you?
It goes like this
The fourth, the fifth
The minor fall, the major lift
The baffled king composing Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah

Your faith was strong but you needed proof
You saw her bathing on the roof
Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew you
She tied you
To a kitchen chair
She broke your throne, and she cut your hair
And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah

Baby I have been here before
I know this room, I’ve walked this floor
I used to live alone before I knew you.
I’ve seen your flag on the marble arch
Love is not a victory march
It’s a cold and it’s a broken Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah

There was a time you let me know
What’s really going on below
But now you never show it to me, do you?
And remember when I moved in you
The holy dove was moving too
And every breath we drew was Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah

You say I took the name in vain
I don’t even know the name
But if I did, well really, what’s it to you?
There’s a blaze of light
In every word
It doesn’t matter which you heard
The holy or the broken Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah

I did my best, it wasn’t much
I couldn’t feel, so I tried to touch
I’ve told the truth, I didn’t come to fool you
And even though
It all went wrong
I’ll stand before the Lord of Song
With nothing on my tongue but Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah

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Inspirational talks to be banned from houses of worship

October 27, 2009 – 8:16 pm

Inspirational talks given by spiritual leaders are to be banned according to sources close to God. Early reports suggest that they may be banned from all venues, not only to houses of worship. Experts say that inspirational talks are basically ineffective and that, although they may give a “tingly” feeling, the effects are not long-lasting and the individuals attending them are ultimately not transformed in any meaningful way.

It is not known when this will take place and already much opposition is being voiced by “inspirational” speakers who make their living or achieve their sense of identity from being able to temporarily lift the members of a congregation from their “normal” states of being.

Please stay tuned to this post for further information on this.

Here is an example of inspirational quote verbiage:

“Don’t find fault, find a remedy; anybody can complain.”
Henry Ford

Henry Ford (July 30, 1863 – April 7, 1947) was the American founder of the Ford Motor Company and father of modern assembly lines used in mass production. His introduction of the Model T automobile revolutionized transportation and American industry. He was also a notable antisemitic thinker who claimed that Jewish bankers caused World War II, among other anti-Jewish slander. Many were inspired by him.

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Argument from design side effects

September 21, 2009 – 9:33 am

Martin Goldstein Design Argument is an atypical teleological case for and against the existence of a Creator or God. Design Argument is FDA approved for use in the treatment of braggadocio, bluster, and supercilliousness. Some posts on Design Argument carry FDA approved indications for acute hubris and pretension.

Atypicals are a group of unrelated arguments united by the fact that they work differently from typical design arguments. Most share a common attribute of working on theistic receptors as well as atheistic receptors. It is not known how it actually works but the FDA seems pretty keen on it.

Very Important Information for Your Safety: Side Effects

Some people notice changes in their behaviour such as agitation, rinsing, spinning, drying, or other kind of mood changes while reading Martin Goldstein Design Argument. There are people that had these symptoms before they began reading Design Argument, and yet others developed these after many, many weeks of reading Martin Goldstein or after stopping reading Design Argument.

If you, yourself, your loved ones, someone thick, or a caregiver notice inhospitable behaviour, depression (just feeling down you know), or other changes in behaviour, thinking, or mood indigo that are not typical for you, or you develop genocidal thoughts or actions, stage fright, aggravation, Beatlemania, abnormal vibrations, hallucinogens, paranoia, or confused bleeding, stop reading the Design Argument and call your doctor right away. Also tell your doctor about any history of weirdness or other mental problems before reading the Design Argument as these symptoms may worsen while reading Martin Goldstein Design Argument.

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The most common side effects include a really queasy feeling (43.28454%), somnolence (problems with your pillow), just can’t give a crap, vile flatulence (37.16285%), and/or vomitus gravitas. If you have Design Argument side effects that bug you to no end or don’t scoot when you say “shoo!”, lay it all out to your doctor, audiologist, shiatsu therapist or to a prune.

Do you have trouble sleeping, or have strange imaginings, or dreams of weirdness while reading posts on Martin Goldstein Design Argument? Apply caution whilst driving or operating machinery until you get to know how the Design Argument will affect you.

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Before starting to read your first Design Argument, tell your doctor if you are pregnant, have plans to become pregnant, or if you have insulation, aztec medications, blood or paint thinners. Medicines like these may work differently when you are reading Martin Goldstein.

Martin Goldstein Design Argument is a seriously humorous effort to help adults and youngsters 18 and over and 18 and under stop thinking about other things so that life can keep going on the way it’s supposed to. You may benefit from other blogs, social media sites and/or counseling during your readings. It’s possible that you might drink coffee and smoke while reading Design Argument. If you do, you can read Martin Goldstein Design Argument while seated on a comfortable couch. Then you will know that the universe itself is a side effect.

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