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When you want it to be yesterday, you don’t have a budgie, and it has to be great

By Martin Goldstein, January 19, 2010 3:25 pm

Say you want

a nice long headline

but you haven’t decided what to write yet.

Should you wait until you have content? Shouldn’t you have the idea of the article and then come up with the headline afterwards?

We, at Design Argument and Goldstein Auto, Goldstein Solutions (Classical Mechanics), and Goldstein Subaru emphatically say NO to these two questions. In fact we believe that you don’t need to know anything at all about what you want to write before you begin to write.

God willing we are going to produce 180 articles full of excellent content on the subject of why you should write when you have nothing to say.

You will all to become good monster writers by reading these here articles.

Keeping relevance to a minimum may be important sometimes: Aish Bible Code proving that Paul is dead!

paul is dead

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Is this crazy love part of the design argument? – sponsored by Goldstein Subaru

By Martin Goldstein, December 28, 2009 11:17 am

Aaron Neville sings Van’s Crazy Love

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Nurse Crystal and the Goldstein Solution

By Poetry Hammer, December 19, 2009 4:18 pm

If all we wanted were Goldstein Problems and Goldstein Solutions then what fun would life be? Fortunately we have Nurse Crystal (shown below in her attire and attitude when she is not working as a nurse at the Saint Menachem Mendel Centre for Rehabilitation and Harlotry.) Crystal is the executive directrix of Harlotry Operations at Saint Menachem Mendel.

It is stated again that Martin has no plans to begin a company named either Goldstein Auto or Goldstein Subaru.

Crystal merges with Lauren Bacall in this photograph of a female human being designed by Design Energy Consortium

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