Rabbi Rabinovich and Rose Rabbinovich propose new design argument
This post is accompanied by the brilliant music of Toronto’s Mike Kane:
This post may be difficult to understand but if you allow yourself to be comfortable and relaxed you will easily comprehend it. The story is in my fingertips and your eye and mental energy are huddling down to understand the message. You are already doing a beautiful job. You are in a state of ease, like Mexico after lunch.
The cause of war, thankfully God is funny
The first thing to “get” is the level of satisfaction that you can have from just being with yourself as you watch Duck Soup by the Marx Brothers. The war is on due to a verbal misunderstanding and ego. Thank God it is funny.
A sock lost is a sock gained
The second thing to “get” is that the sock you mysteriously lose in the laundry is not actually a sock lost but rather a sock gained. This may sound odd at first since we are trained to see it as a missing sock, our entire sock collection minus 1 left foot sock or 1 right foot sock. But I am proposing that we are actually gaining one half of a pair of socks and thinking that we are missing its match and that therefore we are in a state of loss. Since we tend to be superstitions about missing socks we may as well entertain the idea that we are mysteriously gaining 1 sock that happens to be missing its mate.
This is not so difficult a concept really but some have responded with bewilderment. So I try and find new ways of explaining it.
A friend of mine, who “got” it right away, suggested a way that this point of view could lead to world peace and the spread of human rights. I think this is doable (perhaps through a facebook group – that always changes the world) but the level of attention and prerequisite knowledge is beyond the scope of this blog post.
Is it enough to say he is handsome?
Let us assume that Rabbi Rabinovich is a handsome man and let us assume that Rose Rabbinovich is enamored of the Rabbi. Is it enough to tell the Rabbi that he is handsome? Is there a chance for Rose to have a relationship with the Rabbi?
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