The Distracted God – Does She have ADHD?

Contrary to the claims of Richard Dawkins, self-promoting atheist and heathen worshiper of the gnarly cucumber, God does exist. This has been proven beyond a doubt through many peer reviewed trials. I wish these nasty atheists would read the literature.

But there remains a problem, which I am sure the more sensitive among you will have noticed. God is very distracted. She has been distracted since just after the very beginning. If I were to venture a guess I would conclude that God is highly distractive with marked mood swings. She starts things and often destroys them when She gets frustrated. Although She is purportedly omniscient (according to Her psycho-vocational testing results), She persistently does not use the full range of Her abilities. She also seems to disappear for decades or centuries at a time. When evil reigns She always blames others for this which points to a Narcissistic Personality Disorder. She has many defenders who constantly bleat about the need for evil in order for free will to exist. We can ignore this falsehood for the purpose of this assessment.

I would have to say that God, in all Her Glory, has Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder and is suffering from mood lability. It is also true that God presents as a diagnostic challenge in that She is not a being in the usual sense of the word. I cannot say at this time what is an appropriate course of treatment since God is incorporeal and we can only speak in metaphors here. God is, by definition, the supernatural creator and chief executive officer of the universe. Theologians have ascribed a variety of attributes to the many different conceptions of God (possibility of Dissociative Identity Disorder.) The most common among these include omniscience, omnipotence, omnipresence, omni-benevolence, divine simplicity, and eternal and necessary existence.

God has also been conceived as a personal being, the source of all moral obligation, and the “greatest conceivable existent”. These attributes were all supported to varying degrees by the early Jewish, Christian and Muslim theologian philosophers, including Maimonides, Augustine of Hippopotamus, and Al-Ghazali news affiliates, respectively. She is also known as the toughest Kid on the block who can play well with others at times but can suddenly turn into a Bully issuing 98 terrible curses in morbid detail when things don’t go Her way. She has not always been a very good role model for Her creations.

The only thing I can recommend is prayer as a first course of action. I don’t know what kind of prayer but medicine is not going to help Her. She seems to respond to prayer and negotiations in the Books of Moses although the results have been mixed since then. Honestly I don’t really see much of a way we can rehabilitate God. But we can keep on trying.

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Two sweeties acting on their parent's honest interpretation of God's commandments.

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The New Post for the Design Argument Blog

john lennon reveals the Messiah“I can show you. I can show you.” – Saint John Lennon speaking about the coronation of the King of the Jews, Ed Sullivan.

This post contains brand new content on the Argument for Design. New content for Religion, Spirituality, Psychology, and the Structure of the Universe.

This post contains brand new content on Aish HaTorah, Chabad and Jews for Jesus. New content on Aish outreach and chabad outreach. New content on Beauty, Business, Classical Mechanics, Communication, Content Opportunity, Death and the glorious Design Argument.

This post is a fresh opportunity to share information about Family, Goldstein Solutions, History, Illness, Internet, Irony, Love, Meaning and the Messiah, yes the Moshiach. Murder Incorporated is included in the original content as is Music, Nature, Nature of Time, News, People, Philosophy, and Photography.

This post and no other is endowed with the ability to grant the fragrance of spring to the following items which are as follows, Poetry, Poetry Hammer, Proof, Psychology, Religion, Spirituality, Structure of the Universe, Suffering, Teleology, and, of least importance to many people, Truth.

The following is a paragraph copied from the post immediately preceding this one:

Atheism is also a business, particularly for entrepreneurs such as Richard Dawkins who used to be a scientist. He is selling atheism products in his store and using the cute tilted red “A” symbol as his new branding image (nice brand Ricky!). Just before Christmas he was selling holiday bundles! And I thought he didn’t believe in Santa! His wares include: various DVDs and DVD sets, t-shirts, baseball caps, sweatshirts with hoods, books, audiobooks, , mugs, stickers, tote bags, and lapel pins with the cute “A” on it.

This sentence immediately follows the paragraph preceding this sentence.

You may try to find pattern and meaning regarding the inclusion of two paragraphs from different posts. You may say that it was meant to be or that God willed it to be. You may follow yesterday’s lead, try to satisfy yesterday’s needs.

The following is a paragraph from an earlier post.

Critics of the supporters of the Ed Sullivan for Messiah campaign point out that he did not fulfill all of the criteria of the Messiah. Susan Perlman, Director of Communications for Jews for Jesus said “it just doesn’t add up. Sullivan did not gather the Jewish people from exile and return them to Israel. Neither did he rebuild the temple or rule at a time of world peace. These people should know this stuff backwards and forwards. It is all laid out in Ezekiel Chapter 37, verses 24-28. I mean, it is getting to the point where I am referring people to Jews for Judaism’s website so they can get this Messiah stuff straight.”

The Beatles On Ed Sullivan, Paperback Writer and Rain (video – watch it and understand the Beatles Design Argument)

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Martin Goldstein pleased by Aish HaTorah, Chabad, Dawkins alliance

Aish and Chabad: Outbreach of Trust and Faith

Aish HaTorah and Chabad have been spreading misinformation and lies for years in an effort to “save souls”. In a sense that is the norm since, if you analyze it in a harsh way, most businesses are involved in some form of lie, exaggeration, or enticement in order to grow their revenue. Chabad and Aish HaTorah in their cult like behaviour are businesses in a very real sense. They have a product, they market that product and they are concerned about their bottom lines.

Atheism is also a business, particularly for entrepreneurs such as Richard Dawkins who used to be a scientist. He is selling atheism products in his store and using the cute tilted red “A” symbol as his new branding image (nice brand Ricky!). Just before Christmas he was selling holiday bundles! And I thought he didn’t believe in Santa! His wares include: various DVDs and DVD sets, t-shirts, baseball caps, sweatshirts with hoods, books, audiobooks, , mugs, stickers, tote bags, and lapel pins with the cute “A” on it.

Martin Goldstein is very pleased that Richard Dawkins has managed to use his atheism as a springboard for greater recognition and financial success. “Dawkins, Chabad, Aish HaTorah, Jews for Jesus, etc. all feed off each other and keep each other going,” said Goldstein, Chief Evangelical Leader of Goldstein Subaru and Goldstein Auto. “They don’t know how closely linked they are and I find that to be just so cute and adorable.”

Martin Goldstein predicts that Dawkins, Chabad, Aish HaTorah, and Jews for Jesus will put aside their differences and form a strategic alliance to promote their ideas and increase their revenue flows. “The secret is that they are already doing this without knowing it,” says Goldstein. “What on the outside seems like opposing theistic/atheistic/messianic views, is really all just something I like to call “Theatre of the Brain.”

Performance of “Theatre of the Brain” by the Outreach Bunnies

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Members of Chabad, Aish HaTorah, Jews for Jesus, with Richard Dawkins.

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Design Argument, Thomas Aquinas, Beauty and the evidence of suffering

Thomas Aquinas had five ways of proving God. His fifth proof was to point to things such as the regular and perfect rotation of the planets. Aquinas said that this regularity can only have come about through the desire or will of an intelligent being otherwise the fact that things obey uniform laws would merely be the result of chance. His initial argument was founded on an ignorance of science and the notion that the path and motion of the planets must be ‘God’s will’ each and every single time rather than the result of natural laws. However it must be admitted then that there still remains a more profound question as to why these laws exist at all. The regularity we observe in the universe around us (and, indeed, within us) can still be taken as evidence for God if we wish to look at it that way.

There is so much beauty in the universe! Can this not be taken as evidence of God’s handiwork? Beauty, in itself, has no survival value and where does the theory of evolution fit in with that? The fact that we can perceive beauty in all sorts of things in the universe, from human art to natural form, could suggest a designer God. This is one way in which a conclusion could be reached in which we see the universe as a fundamentally good creation of God, with a clear purpose and God’s fingerprints everywhere and in everything.

Yes we do perceive, or are programmed to perceive, beauty, but is the universe, as a whole, really like this when you look at it with all honesty? One way to critique the Design Argument would be to find ways to contradict it. If you’re basing an argument on evidence, you can’t then simply ignore anything that doesn’t fit ­into your argument. It would be natural to bring up the fact that there are a multitude of evil acts taking place in the world and there certainly is tremendous suffering. Of course the evil and the suffering in the world are referred to as unhappy byproducts of God’s gift to humankind of “free will”. In order to have free will God had to open the gateway to potential evil and the theist can still consider that God maintains the necessary qualities of benevolence, omnipotence and omniscience. Now although the “problem of evil” is a whole other topic, it is natural to rear its head in a discussion of the argument from design. My issues in brief would be as follows. God, by normative definition, can do anything. He can create any space, any form and any set of conditions or circumstances that animate and motivate these forms. God can do what is inconceivable to us. So if we want God to be benevolent, shouldn’t we be asking whether the Supreme Being couldn’t have managed to supply us with free will without the attendant suffering? Of course he could have, answers the theist, but he didn’t and it is not our place to question why God did it a certain way rather than another. And that is when the theist conveniently discards the need for evidence. The believer who until a certain point attempts to prove their point through logic and evidence suddenly tosses it all and becomes a – well, a mere believer, without even any pretension remaining to base anything on “science” or what Aish.com refers to as evidence in a court.

It is always interesting to watch the shuffle occur when the rationalistic approach doesn’t plug the hole anymore. It is that way just because it is that way and that is the theistic argument when it shipwrecks. The lifeboats come out and the lifejackets go on and God just continues to work in mysterious ways. Logic be damned. (Hey by the way. Remember in a previous post I said I was not an atheist? Well I still refuse to be labeled that way because everything depends on what your definition of God is. I don’t agree with the normative definition and I rarely use the word God seriously but I am no agent of Richard Dawkins. Oh well, you will label me anyway won’t you?)

Of course not all suffering comes at the hands of selfish men and women. Much of it comes from nature itself. hurricanes, earthquakes, famine caused by drought and other natural factors, and other natural disasters which cause tremendous suffering to humans and animals. Can we apply the same answer given by the theists to the “problem of evil”. Did the earth need to have the capacity to wreak such havoc in order to have its own free will? I don’t see the sense in that.

Yes there is tremendous beauty in the universe and in this very world. The Grand Canyon is an example of stunning beauty and wonder. Yet I ask you a question, gentle reader: would you be willing to give up the Grand Canyon if that action could save one single child from suffering caused by neglect, extreme poverty and hunger, war, etc. I know that I would. Would you? Would God? Maybe the world is a mixed place. Not all bad and not all good but is it really the work of a Great and Perfect Designer? If we are to base our understanding of the design argument for the existence of God by first observing the designs made by man then that should open aish.com’s courtroom to the notion that a Perfect Being would not make an imperfect design. And since we are basing this whole argument on man-made design standards then we can make a strong case that, from a human point of view, this ain’t no perfect world. And remember, the whole design argument came from a human point of view.

Evidence versus evidence. More later.

Introducing Design Argument Girl with her pet reptile. She proves, without words, the existence of herself and of your ability to see. What beautiful eyes you have!

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